Babs: You'll Never Eat Lunch There Again George

Which ex-president's image makers have crafted a genteel, grandfatherly blue blood for public consumption?..... why, George Bush Sr.

Which actress stars in a wildly popular TV show about a bunch of naughty ladies frolicking about town?.... why, Teri Hatcher of Desperate Housewives fame.

Put them together for lunch in Beverly Hills and you get.... "Posterior Patting Papa."

Isn't technology great!